The Gunslinger: Clint Eastwood, Jedi Knight.
Fifty Shades of Gray: Yes, they fucked, badly, go away.
The Sword of Shanarra: What a terrible name for a powerful weapon .
The Subtle Knife: Now that is how you name a weapon.
The Lord of the Rings: Midgets, kings, and angels crush the dreams of a brilliant, ambitious industrialist.