Entire book series in a single sentence a Part 3

The Gunslinger: Clint Eastwood, Jedi Knight.  

Fifty Shades of Gray: Yes, they fucked, badly, go away.

The Sword of Shanarra: What a terrible name for a powerful weapon .  

The Subtle Knife: Now that is how you name a weapon.  

The Lord of the Rings: Midgets, kings, and angels crush the dreams of a brilliant, ambitious industrialist.